Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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