I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Randomize
