i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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