just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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