even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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