look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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