I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
ugly people sure do ruin things
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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