I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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