thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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