One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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