I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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