If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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