he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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