She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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