I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Oh god it's open bar.
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