I heard we made out
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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