your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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