Your favorite bartender is back from prision
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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