come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
i out mim tonsoeep
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