What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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