I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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