I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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