dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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