its not stalking. its research.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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