Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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