If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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