Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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