Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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