If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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