drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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