Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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