If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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