It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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