I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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