Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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