I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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