He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Non-Jews are for practice
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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