u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm sobbing to NWA
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