i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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