names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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