so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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