oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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