Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Someone shit on the floor
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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