I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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