you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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