i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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