Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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