im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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