Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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