Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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