i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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