I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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