You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
he just fucked me for my cheese..
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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