My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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