I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i will never coherently bang her
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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