Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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